Semester With McPherson (2012)

"I'm cheap! I like money, but I'm cheap. I like getting money!"

"...So I have this dead tree in my backyard, with branches falling on things."

"I could cut a tree with chainsaw and make it fall anywhere I'd want it to fall."

"I don't care what you write with, as long as you don't write with blood... or something dirty."

"I knew this one guy in the Navy who didn't last very long, who was big into drugs."

"A picture is worth a thousand words, when in doubt, draw a diagram."

"Some people cannot see the color red very well."

"Do I look like someone who would Zumba in front of a whole bunch of people?"

"I'm fa and I'm lazy, look at me!"

"I'm gonna pass on Zumba."

"I'm as strong as an ox and almost as smart."

"Shame and embarrassment are great teaching tools."

"75? Alright, I gotta quit tryin' to do it in my head."

"Well they're not kids. they're 30 and 40 years old."

"We are on step A now, but you know we will be at step E later. So we have to do step A, B, and C now before we can get to step E."

"You're not listening to the answer because it'd not what you thought."

"Reference angles are pos-ah-IVE."

"Oh, you have to get more cold hearted."

"Nothing like kissing up."

"It's just a love fest in here everyday."

"I bit another guys ear off, that's the story." (sarcasm)

"Yeah never mind, I do look like someone who would bite another guy's ear off."

Me-"Hello!" McPherson-"......uh."

"Huhhalright..."

"Let's go ahead and work out that, work that out rather, let me get my English right."

"I marked that page and I STILL can't find it. THERE IT IS!"

"Signs are important."

"One millionth of a degree, not that big of a deal, until your space probe goes 1 million miles that way."

"I was in the Navy and the navigator was using his handy dandy calculator."

"We busted a multimillion dollar thing."

"The French don't like us in the firs place."

"Accuracy is money!"

"The school yellow 84s DON'T!"

"I used o work for a restaurant supplier business to afford to become a teacher."

"Pardon me but I'm going to have to talk around a cough drop... or I don't talk at all."

"If you're like me with humongously large hands..."

"I wear a size 14 ring."

"Two lessons, one day, you don't want that."

"What does anybody need to say that's so important that can't wait?!?"

"'What are you wearing tomorrow? 'I'm wearing my pink dress and pink sandals.'"

"You're the kind of guy that'll get in a wreck and walk away without a scratch and leave the other guy in a railroad."

"I didn't care and it wasn't my business, and I didn't particularly like the guy ,well no one liked him."

"I wrote him up because he missed watch. YOU DON'T MISS WATCH!"

"The leaf doesn't fall too far from the tree."

"You knew whether your ships had nucs (nuclear weapons) or not."

"IT CAN SHOOT DOWN BULLETS.... we shouldn't really be talking about this..."

"Some army general saw the demonstration and thought, 'WOW!''

"We stole it from the Russians."

"They made him say in the Navy and gave him $10 a month to live on."