Semester With McPherson

"Tomorrow is the Junior College Night......for juniors."

"You know how there's always that weird person in a group? Well 1 and 0 are the odd balls."

"You got that smirky look like the cat that ate the canary or something."

"I don't mean E, I mean EEEEE!"

"I first took Algebra in 1972."

"I can close my eyes and see a blackboard and see it working itself out."

"Excuse me gentlemen, and I use the word lightly."

"Ladies and gentlemen,and other assorted folks in here..."

"...Little Magic Walmart Fairy."

"I hate to see Oldsmobile go, I loved those cars."

"What?!? What did you say?!? I'm hearing impaired, speak louder!!"

"Gentlemen! When I say 'Gentlemen' I mean SSHUT UP or GET OUT!"

"There's a picture, let me find it....Nevermind, it's not a good picture."

"I think we can squeeze in at least one more!"

"You can scream with the eagles if you don't hoot with the owls."

"You're trying to get too fancy."

*COUGH* "Excuse me, my throat's going out."

McPherson-"Does anyone notice anything?" Student-"It's the same answer." McPherson-"Does anybody know about the communative property?" Student-"IT'S THE SAME ANSWER!" McPherson-"Well.....It's the same answer." *LAUGHTER*

more to come.....