Semester With McPherson

"If I don't get to take a nap, nobody gets to take a nap."

"I have a feeling that what you're doing is weird."

"Don't make me come back there!"

"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about my brother to someone else."

"You want me to be quiet?!? I don't have to be quiet, I'm a grown man!"

"You always have that lost look on your face, are you lost?"

"Okay we're going to talk about blahbalablabala let me start again."

"You have that 'I really have to go' look, so I'll let you go. If I was mean I'd tell you to wait and see if you pee on yourself. HAHA!"

"That's a part of getting old. You've done everything. There's no more fun!"

"I meant to yell at you today..."

"Alright, let's do number C, well just C, I can't say number, C is not a number....so just C."

"I always remembered that number because that's the street I lived on, route 343."

"I used to live by a family with 22 brothers and another family with 22 sisters and they all got married."

"I'm gon' teach you some old school arithematic."

"I'm about to snap! Ya'll won't like the results."

"I don't wanna, NEVERMIND, I wanna know what you said."

"MUAHAHAHA! I can't wait to hear you guys whine."

"You know what they say about the weather in Hampton Roads? If you don't like it, wait 15 minutes because it's gon' change anyway."

"One crazy person a day is enough!"

"I had a senior in a Part A class, but I think he dropped...I think he quit school."

"If you want to blame someone for graphing, blame the FRENCH!"

"I hear a lot of mouths running and I'm about to POP!"

"Gentlemen, you won't like it if I come back there."

"You need to put your hands on it and do it along with me."

"You keep talkin' you might not survive THAT, especially when I'm in a bad mood."

"Who's the low life who owns this hat?!?"

"Red shirt, red hat, you're in the crips."

Class-"You're wearing blue." Mcpherson-"That's my favorite color." *BIG GRIN*

"Wake up out of your middle class world and read a book!"

"I think I can draw a straighter line than that."

"I worked 60 hours a week from the time I was 9 to when I graduated high school."

"Who do you know that's a puddle pirate?"

"Pardon me, but I'm still fighting the flu and my throat is going out again soo...."

"There's nothing in life that's free."

"I came out of a white ghetto."

"The first number is 6660, OH don't like THAT number."

"I asked you to shut up several times! Your mouths are still going."

"It's time to get started is code for SHUT UP!"

"Less letters less space. Less space less paper. Less paper less printing. Less printing less cost."

*YAWN* "We need to do nap-time after they do lunch. We didn't have kindergarten in school when I was in school."

*Phone rings* "MCPHERSON?!?"

"First of all, teaching 2+2 everyday would bore the crap out of me!"

"They were going twice as slow, or half as fast, however you want to look at it."

"I like to work it out and BOOM there's my answer."

"....3 or 2 or 5..or 82 BILLION...."

"You're now up here with the big boys, SO ACT LIKE IT!"

"This is like high school, it's all about looks."

"I didn't say conjugal, get your minds out of the gutter!"

"I know what I do and don't know."

"I'm sure, 1000% sure."

"Better be fast because the door closes quick."

more to come.....