Last Friday, I spent the night with Brittany. The weather was perfect that night. All the neighbors played corn hole and enjoyed each others company. We watched one of the neighbor's daughter for a while. We played music from my iPod- which according to Brittany, "....is a disappointment to anyone who may steal it."- and danced while taking pictures.
Things came to a slow, so we decided to wander around. We walked down the street to a small "cut" going from our road to the next. Brittany and I decided to go in and take pictures with her new Canon camera. I was talking to her about this page on Facebook that I liked, something about spreading your butt cheeks apart while farting so other people don't hear it. We found that hilarious and I thought I'd give it a try....why not? I mean, it was dark and everyone was sleeping, it being 1 o'clock and all, nobody would see me. So I tried it, and the page was right. No fart was heard in the process of butt cheek spreading. And to make things better, Brittany took pictures of me with my hands in my pants. Isn't that just peachy? Then I tried to climb a tree, but that didn't work out.
As we stood in the cut, a guy (who lives in one of the houses near the cut) came outside. We didn't know what to do but laugh for a number of reasons.
1. He was wearing nothing but boxers.
2. He was singing.
3. He was walking out to his car........to get his cat!
4. He was talking to the cat.
5. He didn't see us at all and we were RIGHT THERE.
He made his way back to his house, we decided that it was a good time to head back to her house. I wanted Brittany to get a shot of me in the middle of a mighty leap over a puny ditch. I jumped,she took the picture, but took it too late. I went back to the other side and tried again. JUMP, CLICK, TOO LATE. That went on for a while. I don't even think we got the shot I wanted. We walked back to the house and the neighbors were talking about "cooking sausage". We went inside and chilled for the rest of the night. And that was our 1am Adventure.
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